Do Not Sit On The Furniture
Venue Brief
Miami Beach's 150-person deep-house cathedral: gold cassette-tape walls, flying-saucer dance floor, DJ Behrouz's minimal-beats sanctuary, no VIP—just pure music communion.
Venue Details
- Vibe
- Dancing
- Age guide
- 21-30
- Dress code
- Smart Casual
- Demographic
- Young Professionals
- Music genre
- Deep HouseTech House
- Price
- $$$$
- Open season
- Year Round
- Clientele
- LocalsAmericanSouth American
- Open times
- Mon ClosedTue ClosedWed 10 PM–5 AMThu 10 PM–5 AMFri 10 PM–5 AM BestSat 10 PM–5 AM BusySun Closed
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About Do Not Sit On The Furniture
The room skews young — twenty-somethings and early-thirties professionals, most of them Miami locals with a steady mix of American and South American regulars who treat 423 16th Street as a weekly habit rather than a stop on a South Beach crawl. Deep house and tech house run the night from 10 PM until 5 AM, Wednesday through Saturday, with Friday and Saturday drawing the densest floors and the longest stretch of momentum before close. Smart casual covers it, and the $$ pricing keeps it accessible in a neighbourhood where that is not the norm — the spend goes on the night itself, not on securing a spot. Doors are 21 and over, and the schedule holds year-round, so this is somewhere you can return to in low season and find the same crowd doing the same thing.
